You made me cry and you don't even care
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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