is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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