Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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