Pants 0. Shit 1.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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