everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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