Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
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