before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Randomize
