I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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