Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
and you fell through a lawn chair
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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