billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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