So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
We're too hungover to prance.
We need to get me chipped asap
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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