Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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