I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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