For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
If I die, sorry about rent.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
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