its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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