What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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