how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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