are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
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