at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
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