it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Boobs are out for the taking
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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