small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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