I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
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