party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I need water and some morals
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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