just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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