508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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