hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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