If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
