People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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