During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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