Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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