We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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