Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Randomize
