also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Randomize
