I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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