I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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