I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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