Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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