awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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