dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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