It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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