you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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