Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Randomize
