They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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