Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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