The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Randomize
