You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I think I am morally bankrupt
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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