I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
is it fun? or sober?
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