Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
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