You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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