I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Randomize
