I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
the raccoons are back...
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