turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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